What on earth is going on? Malaysia? Transexuals? Front Page?
That heshe [sounds like a sneeze to me] that married big time in a church in Sarawak really created a stir didn't err... heshe?
Now EVERYONE is a friggin TRANSEXUAL. Anybody who is remotely err... what should I call it... hmm.. not so pretty, or wears too much make up is one.
The whole country is up in arms over this. This is a real issue that we face today. What drives them to do it? Okay, being gay is one thing at least they dun change themselves or CUT anything off! Transexuals?? What gives? Do we really need to add a third gender to our ICs - like a "OTHER" or something? Man!... er... Woman! err... THING! What can I say.
Just now had dinner with my family at a local mall and this heshe was serving and I tell you... with a face like J Lo and a voice like Barry White, sent shivers down my spine. You see, normally when you call a brader to order, you say "BANG!" or if a woman, you say "KAK!".
So what the FISH do you address these blokes? "BENGKAK"? or maybe "HEY BENGKErK!"
I tell you, not easy okay? What would have called him? Ha? This guy had boobs but was wearing pants. At least kalau skirt boleh get away with Kak kot. Half half nih tak tau ler..
AND THAT VOICE!! OMG! WTF?
Oh dear. These things never seem to stoplah. Catwoman fighting with Poison Ivy. Round 15 started already. Catwoman, my universal advice that applies at every point in your life is just to zip it. No need to say anything.
Oh boy. Its raining bad outside. No ASTRO. Nothing. All you can hear is the slashing of the rain outside, thumping the walls with no mercy. The walls need a new lick of paint anyway so no loss there. Occasionally I hear neighbouring doors and windows slamming shut. No sound of broken glass... yet. The sky looks mean. It looks something like a scene from the day after tomorrow. Lightning evertwhere. The crescendo of thunder can be heared in split second intervals. To the annassuming this is just another rainstorm. To me its a sign from above. We are not in control of our destiny. We can't control the weather. We cannot change destiny. We can work at it but everything we do or don't do results in the same ending of each chapter. Thats it. Thats all. The heavy rain is just another reminder. It sucks doesn't it? It really does.
Johnny Depp - Welcome JD [Jack Daniels?]. I understand that you are now the official boyfriend of catwoman. I will not apologize for the things I wrote before but I will definitely back-off from the usual cruel jokes that I she has had to put up before from me and the rest [sometimes]. Now she has got a bodyguard in addition to her scratching arsenal of weapons. I think the rest of us should be scared [aha..ha..ha.. yeah right].
