Saturday, November 26, 2005

Ad Hoc Foot Massage

Boy, was I glad to be walking at the Curve today. There is this place that gives you er.. authentic Thai foot massage for RM35 for ONE HOUR! What a bargain. Felt good. Felt very relaxed after that. When I was doing it though, I felt a bit weird that all the passers by stopped to check out my big hairy legs! But none of them actually got into the place to ask for a massage though. These guys will move to KL next Wednesday. So hurry and come on over to the Curve...

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Arrogant people are just arrogant.

Conceited Haughty Bigheaded Proud Overconfident Supercilious Self-important Condescending

I really do not understand it. Some people perasan that they are just born like this [or they think they were born like that]. I think the awful truth is that they are just covering up for some other deficiency that thay possess. Its like, some weakness [in their head mind you] exists and in order to cover it up or maybe to compensate [more like over-compensate], they put on this image. The worst part is that after a while they actually believe that net-net, they are superior. Geez. What a laugh. Do these people achieve more in life? Not really. They tend to acquire fake friends and more enemies. But they fail to realize that nobody will tell them that they don't like them. They just go along for fear of hurting their ego [awwww. Poor you].

How can people live like this? These sorts of people actually believe that they have control over what happens in their lives [Geez!!!]. They also think that they have a major influence in others too! AND think that they can make a difference. Okay, some really do lah, some are truly worthy individuals but not many. Trust me. Not many at all. For the average salaried Jo... well this does not apply. There ain't none. You not worthy. Well... me not wortheeeee either.

And have you ever met people like those mentioned above who just continously contradict themselves over a long period? They change their position and thoughts over things as if their first comment was not from them, JUST to be that one up from you. Typically they do this when they fail at something, trying to say that that failure is no big deal in the first place when it REALLY mattered to them at one point or another... Damn annoying and laughable. Tak malu betul. Tak malu I tell you...

You know what that makes you? Untrustworthy. For life. Adios Muchachos [or nachos or whatever its supposed to be]. Good night folks.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Calling on some faraway fans...

I noticed that someone from Baring Asset Management is constantly checking out KWSP. Please let me know who you are... I am very interested.

There is another from New York, Syracuse, US of A. Looks like from some Uni there...

Anybody I know? Damn curious now...

...and Speaking of TRANSEXUALS

What on earth is going on? Malaysia? Transexuals? Front Page?

That heshe [sounds like a sneeze to me] that married big time in a church in Sarawak really created a stir didn't err... heshe? Now EVERYONE is a friggin TRANSEXUAL. Anybody who is remotely err... what should I call it... hmm.. not so pretty, or wears too much make up is one.

The whole country is up in arms over this. This is a real issue that we face today. What drives them to do it? Okay, being gay is one thing at least they dun change themselves or CUT anything off! Transexuals?? What gives? Do we really need to add a third gender to our ICs - like a "OTHER" or something? Man!... er... Woman! err... THING! What can I say.

Just now had dinner with my family at a local mall and this heshe was serving and I tell you... with a face like J Lo and a voice like Barry White, sent shivers down my spine. You see, normally when you call a brader to order, you say "BANG!" or if a woman, you say "KAK!".

So what the FISH do you address these blokes? "BENGKAK"? or maybe "HEY BENGKErK!"

I tell you, not easy okay? What would have called him? Ha? This guy had boobs but was wearing pants. At least kalau skirt boleh get away with Kak kot. Half half nih tak tau ler..

AND THAT VOICE!! OMG! WTF?