Friday, September 30, 2005

The ZED Parteh!

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Thursday, September 29, 2005

Pixie has AIDS?

I understand from yesterday's conversation that Pixie has AIDS. I would like to apologize to her for all the wrongdoings I have done to her specifically and to her lesbian partner whom I am not yet sure if she has caught the same disease at this point. Please go visit her if you can. If nobody is at home, you can visit her at Catwoman's house, where she has been sleeping for fear of ghosts.

Come to think of it, they both can see ghosts! Oh, maybe, you know what they say, a thief can always identify another [if there is such a saying]. In a way, one hantu can always identify another.

But thanks to both hantus for buying dinner last night. Very thoughtful and believe me, it was definitely a surprise. When Superwoman smsed me yesterday, I honestly thought it was a typo! Butterfly... did you see any hantu in your apartment last night? Or, if anyone has a good ghost story, please feel free to share. Its going to be HANTU week at KWSP.

Oh btw, by AIDS, I meant Astro and Internet Deficiency Syndrome. All the best guys. [Heh]

Bloody hell. My Bad.

I just cannot beleive how much I cannot remember those two nights of partying. Geez. Sorry if I said something that I should not have or the fact that I could not even remember Butterfly being there!! Holy Doley!

Monday, September 26, 2005

Some characters - Redefined

Butterfly - That will never take off except in a plane. Allegedly classy when sober. Extremely horny when not. Blimey! Self proclaimed second wife to Mr. Et alii. The "I'm not well!" lady - if you like.

Some characters - Redefined


Catwoman - Some characters just cannot be defined - at least politely. This is one gem of an example. Nothing to add except that she probably had protein malnutrition when she was a baby.

3 Day Birthday Bash - Day 1

Part 3

Ok. I have to admit, I really enjoyed this session. It was good. Bottle opened, people had fun. Zed and Poison were getting it on but I really malas to describe here. Maybe I will have a sidebar discussion about that. Not today.

Am actually quite tired but will continue and give a bried summary of what happened instead lah.

Butterfly was not there that night. She does not sing. Too low class kot. [Heh] Anyway, we sang away till the wee morning and then left for Pull Tea at 4am. This was where everyone realized what a small world we live in - Everyone seemed to have some sort of crazy story from Ipoh or thereabouts. This included, talking about my school where many baseless, one sided allegations were thrown on the table. I would like to point out that the world is really jealous about the school. If it was not a threat, then people will not try to put it down kan? Really pity some of you lah. I have no further comment apart from just look around you (well i guess it depends who you hang out with), you will understand. That school produces future leaders and industry captains. Not sure if its the same where you were educated.... [salvo #1]

But thanks to Zed for the coffee and maggie and maggie and maggie and maggie and maggie and roti canai. The waiter must have had a bug in his central processor.... [infinite GOSUBs!]