Pole Dancing

Okay, honestly "Come on! It could be better"

And only one of three could actually do it.

All three tak cun.
All costumes suck.
The songs that came with it was terrible [more on that later].

"I cannot believe they were MALAY!"

News Flash: Butterfly said "For a practical person, you are soo dramatic Papa Bear"

I need to headline this coz everyone should know.

If I don't write like a tabloid, WHOla would come read this blog. Hehe.

Jeff? Was it Jeff? The man with the Gucci Loafers?

Ok. For that so called "cute" guy. 2 questions really:

1. Is he straight?
2. Are his mad white Gucci loafers Ori?

Let me talk about topic #1.

Firstly, there were two girls at his table. It seems that they hoped that he would be interested in them. In fact at many occasions, the mamak looking one was asking the short haired girl to leave. "Lets golah". He HARDLY interacted with them throughout the night.

Secondly, he was partying more with the Filipino entertainers from the Hotel. He did not party with the other 2 Filipino girls from that entourage.

Thirdly, when Pitbull's song came on, he was dancing with the Filipino MEN.

Fourthly, he had mad fantasies about THAT dancing pole.

Finally, which straight man wears WHITE GUCCI SHOES?

Topic #2

I have searched the entire WWW universe for those loafers. Cannot find them anywhere:

- Its certainly not on Gucci's website.
- It was not on any luxury reseller website either.
- Could not find it on eBay or Lelong or iOffer.com or even Google.
- Gucci does not make THOSE types of loafers with an open back.

So, it's either a complete original just for him OR you go figure. I did find one close though, and its not an Ori.

Sorry dude. I found this on ioffer.com for RM 170 plus postage.

Pixie's Lesbiansm

Ha! Dahla pakai baju sports. Pakai Jeans. Collar up. Rambut Pendek. Hisap rokok. Then you oogle at the Pole Dancers. Then wanted to go on the pole as well together-gether.

What are you saying? What do you look like? Catwoman tak jealous ka?

*** Part Edit Out. Too Controversial?*** 6:11pm

Are you looking for the best one?

Hmm. Catwoman, fantastic T-shirt. Certainly attracts attention.
Pixie told me she asked you "Left or Right?".

I burst out laughing. Now how would anyone answer that. Maybe Johnny Depp can.

But for the night, here's mine:

More updates coming soon to a KWSP near you.

Ok. Need to take a breather. My head hurts still from last night's big ass speakers and my eyes bleeding from that dude's white Gucci sandals.

Will be back later this evening for more ramblings such as:

1. Catwoman's T-Shirt
2. Pixie's Lesbianism
3. That dude with the White Gucci sandals
4. Pole Dancing
5. The DJ
6. The guests
7. The Filipinos
8. THAT place
9. Nymph night out
10. Papa Bear's Oogling

Interested? Just wait for it. Boy, am I gonna have fun. Hehe.

Run my child! Hurry now - for he MIGHT think you actually went out to party with your friends. HA????

Dear Butterfly, " Magandang gabi". Why? 12 Midnight curfew? Is it always "Oras na para matulog"?

"Kami ang pamilya mo"! He might not. Who knows? It's always been funny in the last few years is when we all go out, when the clock strikes 12, its like that Disney character, Cinderella. Poof! Disappears. Where to? In car. Why? "Saying, I am in bed baby. I wish you were here with me, on this bed. Holding me. I miss you. I love you so much. Come back soon IROG. Please... I am so lonely here in bed. I got nothing to do"

YEAH! Then when all of that is over, PARTEH!

Hehe. It's like Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men in 1992...

“The truth? You can’t handle the truth.”

New Character - Defined

Nymph. From One World.

Ah. I think Pixie asked me last night was this person ever defined in the blog. After much research, I think probably not. It was the time when Nymph was a away locked in her apartment being hung on doors and put on cupboards. Thrown from wall to wall. All in the name of Proton GTi Man [Still Undefined but what for lah - useless bastard if I ever saw one].

For someone who has allegedly repented to God at the holy land, she is one horny woman but somehow always control macho at the right place and time. Seems to prefer US Army fellas. Geez. Malaysian men - YOU HAVE NO CHANCE. And that dude at the Petrol Station, well "what were you thinking?"

Well, not right now anyway. She has a rolodex of men at the tip of her E71.

Sunday.

Its 10:47 PM on a Sunday evening. This is the point when you start pondering about the week ahead. About the day tomorrow. About how you start and when you end.

Just finished watching Manchester United beat their City counterparts 2-0. It was not the best game in the world but Ronaldo's reaction to being subbed worried me a little. Tevez could have been knocked out if he actually tried to head the last goal opportunity he had.

So now Arsenal take on Chelsea. Actually I do not care about that game at all come to think of it. 

So about tomorrow - I have a meeting in KL at 5 - 7PM - That's not gonna be fun leaving. I mean I have not tried to leave KL at peak hours in recent years. I am sure it will not be fun at all. Better make sure I got my latest MP3s on in the car - The issue is, I don't have any really. So the drive back will be tough and stressful.

So what's in the brain right now? Breakfast, then Lunch. Honestly.

The other thing that is affecting me these days is the REALLY HOT weather. I dunno why it has been so hot lately. I just wish the weather this week will cool off.

Happy Mother's Day!

To all the Mama's out there, Happy Mother's Day!

But I do know that most of you who read this blog are not there yet! I am just waiting for you guys to get married, one by one. I don't know how soon though!

I have to say that being a Mom is probably the most difficult job in the world that does not get paid. I wonder if there was a salary, what would be the criteria, qualifications and salary bands. It's interesting isn't it?

One thing is for sure, the restaurants will make a killing today. Just like Valentine's day. So don't eat out. Eat in.

Good day Y'all.