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Pixie has AIDS?

I understand from yesterday's conversation that Pixie has AIDS. I would like to apologize to her for all the wrongdoings I have done to her specifically and to her lesbian partner whom I am not yet sure if she has caught the same disease at this point. Please go visit her if you can. If nobody is at home, you can visit her at Catwoman's house, where she has been sleeping for fear of ghosts.

Come to think of it, they both can see ghosts! Oh, maybe, you know what they say, a thief can always identify another [if there is such a saying]. In a way, one hantu can always identify another.

But thanks to both hantus for buying dinner last night. Very thoughtful and believe me, it was definitely a surprise. When Superwoman smsed me yesterday, I honestly thought it was a typo! Butterfly... did you see any hantu in your apartment last night? Or, if anyone has a good ghost story, please feel free to share. Its going to be HANTU week at KWSP.

Oh btw, by AIDS, I meant Astro and Internet Deficiency Syndrome. All the best guys. [Heh]

Bloody hell. My Bad.

I just cannot beleive how much I cannot remember those two nights of partying. Geez. Sorry if I said something that I should not have or the fact that I could not even remember Butterfly being there!! Holy Doley!

Some characters - Redefined

Butterfly - That will never take off except in a plane. Allegedly classy when sober. Extremely horny when not. Blimey! Self proclaimed second wife to Mr. Et alii. The "I'm not well!" lady - if you like.

Some characters - Redefined

Catwoman - Some characters just cannot be defined - at least politely. This is one gem of an example. Nothing to add except that she probably had protein malnutrition when she was a baby.

3 Day Birthday Bash - Day 1

Part 3

Ok. I have to admit, I really enjoyed this session. It was good. Bottle opened, people had fun. Zed and Poison were getting it on but I really malas to describe here. Maybe I will have a sidebar discussion about that. Not today.

Am actually quite tired but will continue and give a bried summary of what happened instead lah.

Butterfly was not there that night. She does not sing. Too low class kot. [Heh] Anyway, we sang away till the wee morning and then left for Pull Tea at 4am. This was where everyone realized what a small world we live in - Everyone seemed to have some sort of crazy story from Ipoh or thereabouts. This included, talking about my school where many baseless, one sided allegations were thrown on the table. I would like to point out that the world is really jealous about the school. If it was not a threat, then people will not try to put it down kan? Really pity some of you lah. I have no further comment apart from just look around you (well i guess it depends who you hang out with), you will understand. That school produces future leaders and industry captains. Not sure if its the same where you were educated.... [salvo #1]

But thanks to Zed for the coffee and maggie and maggie and maggie and maggie and maggie and roti canai. The waiter must have had a bug in his central processor.... [infinite GOSUBs!]

Geez. What a day.

na·iveness n.

Synonyms: naive, simple, ingenuous, unsophisticated, natural, unaffected, guileless, artlessThese adjectives mean free from guile, cunning, or sham. Naive sometimes connotes a credulity that impedes effective functioning in a practical world: “this naive simple creature, with his straightforward and friendly eyes so eager to believe appearances” (Arnold Bennett). Simple stresses absence of complexity, artifice, pretentiousness, or dissimulation: “Those of highest worth and breeding are most simple in manner and attire” (Francis Parkman). “Among simple people she had the reputation of being a prodigy of information” (Harriet Beecher Stowe). Ingenuous denotes childlike directness, simplicity, and innocence; it connotes an inability to mask one's feelings: an ingenuous admission of responsibility. Unsophisticated indicates absence of worldliness: the astonishment of unsophisticated tourists at the tall buildings. Natural stresses spontaneity that is the result of freedom from self-consciousness or inhibitions: “When Kavanagh was present, Alice was happy, but embarrassed; Cecelia, joyous and natural” (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow). Unaffected implies sincerity and lack of affectation: “With men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please, every feature works” (Jane Austen). Guileless signifies absence of insidious or treacherous cunning: a guileless, disarming look. Artless stresses absence of plan or purpose and suggests unconcern for or lack of awareness of the reaction produced in others: a child of artless grace and simple goodness.

You know what? If this is truely what naiveness means then I am truely naive. Help me God.

And I need urgent therapy.

Some characters - Redefined

Pixie - Not new. Catwoman's lesbian partner. Sporty and loves interior decoration [does not sound right does it?]

Some characters - Redefined

Et alii - Amazing! Has special ability to mix reality with a HUGE dose of fantasy. Should be the next national comedian! Funny all round. [So was it 6 hours at the traffic lights or 3 ah?]. Bang, you did not have any bitch coz I think you were it. Its not a one to many relationship but many to one - YOU!! [I bet you have to wear pampers now...]

Some characters - Redefined

Merc Lady - New member. Dunno much yet. Someone care to elaborate?

Some characters - Redefined

Zed [pronounced dang-er] Nuff said. Check out his site on http://klblox.blogspot.com//

Some characters - Redefined

Poison Ivy - Oooh. Split personality? [Dun kill me ah?]. So so many concurrent BFs before but now seems to settle with the impossible one. The one that is taken. Oh, how will this pan out? I, for one am looking at a live soap. [put that knife down woman!!... help!!]

Some characters - Redefined

Superwoman - now in Miri trying to find oil and gas men. [Merdeka! - Just kidding dear]

3 Day Birthday Bash - Day 1

Part 2

Ok. Here is where it just got interesting I guess. Mawi and Dragonfly were er... feeling rather... itchy? [Heh]. As soon as we got to Red Box I saw rabbits. Mawi oh Mawi. Dragonfly oh Dragonfly. Must have been the food. Did not realize they ate some pretty strong aphrodisiacs for dinner. I must have that dish next time. What was it you ordered man? It was like an instant turn on dudes! For some reason, there was this "desire" [hahaha] to go back home. Sleepy was the word used I believe. Sleeping means bedding, bedding means having and having means tantric sex. It seemed pretty hard for you guys to stay. I even heard the excuse that I would save 2 ppl entry fees. Geez. You could have come up with a better one dude. I still got your SMS that said that both of you were on. Tell me, what changed your mind? Did Poison have anything to do with this? [Hmmm]. Even worse, I heard a rumour that you ended up in the usual 'Pit'. Oh, well, I guess if Mawi went home or went to the usual hang out club, you would have ended up in that word, in one form or another ha? [ROTFL]

Ok. La, so they left. There were still 8 of us still "on" for some bathroom singing stuff. It was really fun. Thanks guys for the fun. I really enjoyed myself. Opening the bottle certainly helped. So we sang all sorts of songs. For once, Poison did not have the mic glued to her hands... I did instead. Afterall, it was going to be my birthday soon right? So what changed that night that moved away from the norm? [BTW, what happend to chicken man. He had a good voice ma].

I will continue later... [now just looking at designing a new logo for KWSP]. Watch out girls. Dun be shocked!

3 Day Birthday Bash - Day 1

Part 1

Ok. This location was a slightly dodgy one in terms of whether it was pre-planned or not. I for one knew that Zed was going to be there with some of his friend/vendor/whatever you wish to call it - who also happens to be my neighbor. The update that I got from Superwoman was that the meeting venue BEFORE going to the agreed singing joint was conveniently the Curve. The curve itself was not the issue but the coincidence of it all.

Confused? Ok. Its like this. I was told by Poison Ivy that there is no way she can make the party if it was on Saturday. So PI suggested [or rather strongly advocated Friday night as the night]. Ok. Still innocent right? Ok, now it gets interesting... We ALL know that Zed will never be able to make it on Satruday for reasons i'd like to keep private within the group. So Friday is the only option really. The fact that the CURVE was suggested would seem to indicate something pre-planned. I knew for a fact that Zed was going to be at Slippery Senoritas. So basically, I believe that some people at least knew EXACTLY where we were supposed to meet as opposed to just the Curve.

"What a coincidence, I did not know that Zed was going to be here"... she blurted.

Aha. Ha. Haaaaaaaaaa! Poison? Did I miss anything? :P

The funny [not in a bad way] was the fact that E[the vendor friend] suddenly suffered chest pains when we arrived. I sincerely hope that he is okay and that it was the fear of having to pick up the bill that made him leave in hurry squared [I don't blame him! Haha]. I picked up the bill and distinctly remember that one of my clients was there [Heh].Enough about that. So who was there? Pixie, Mawi, Dragonfly, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Superwoman, Papa Bear, Zed, Lady Merc and Butterfly. Some of us ate, others were fasting ahead of the month to payback their lost days last year due to scheduled bleeding [maybe] even though it was for dinner. Hey, you guys got too much sin is it? [dun answer! Rhetorical question - go look up the dictionary if you still have that blank look].

Oh, there was one more old member, I shall call him 'et alii' who had just arrived from Ipoh after allegedly driving 190KPH in a journey that only took 1 Hr 10 Mins. So we all had a good chat about nothing at all and Papa Bear picked up the bill... only to have to down a "flaming" that was oooh.. about 3 feet tall. Geez. First timer. It tasted like a mint drink that you could probably buy from the reject shop somewhere. My throat and tummy certainly felt the impact. Thank you Zed for the sponsored drink! And ashamedly, it took only about 10 mins before it started to impact my sensory neurons. Phoa.

I will attach some photos once the women pass them on to me - please get the videos to me too okay? Need the picture of my straw catching fire. Oh, and that photo session, with all your funky phones and its picture capture capabilities... first time I felt how [to a small degree I guess] it must feel to be famous. Everybody was looking, and there were so many phones capturing the scene - including from the table next door! [did u notice?].

Before moving on to the orginall destination for the night, Catwoman insisted that we check out that club with the Garlic logo on it. Sure enough, initial assessment reports came out "tut-toooooooooot!". Nope. Not the right place. Zed already knew this, as Mr. Cool has never heard of the joint.

We then proceeded to the escalator to the next joint when suddenly, I started smelling rabbits... I knew something was up. Oh... did I start smelling fish too?? Oh boy... here it comes.

Andai di pisah.... laut dan pantai...musnahlah ilham, hilang pedoman!

Ok. Malam nih, karaoke kat Red Box, the CURVE. 10pm. Be there or be square.

Blind Mafia

The other night, I was at Uptown and as usual we were an easy target for the blind folks. No problem whatsoever with those single blind folk. But whats with the lady that brings them around? Do they get 50% of the take or what? Can someone explain to me?

Also, I saw this tissue supplier for the blind dudes. He is blind too. He had a mobile in his hand and "workers" around him! Whats up with that picture man? A blind man's syndicate? The Blind Don? Geez. Can someone explain to me whats that all about?

KWSP!! Any of you wearing this perfume?

Hahaha.

5 Days to go!!

Are we going out on Friday or Saturday??? And where???

Allies, Neutrals, Detractors and Adversaries

The BDs are filling up like a thousand templates. Seems like too many. When I look at the client scenario, we do not have any allies in this deal. That is a real problem to me. We are not exactly making in-roads on the client relationship side of things. This can only spell D-O-O-M. This is not good as this is basically another RM 1Billion deal. Geez.

Not good at all. We have plenty of neutrals. Why? Coz we have no clue what they are thinking. This tribe can easily convert to detractors and eventually become adversaries. Any suggestions how to get close to the client? Maybe I can forward those to my CEO. [Heh]

Anybody who got mind reading powers? Ladies???